Bush's War On Pre-Emptive Impeachment

Bush's War On Pre-Emptive Impeachment
*by Scoppertop
Copyright 2006

In Bush’s latest campaign, Pre-Emptive Wars ‘R’ Us, “he” explained that “some” need to learn how to stop psychopaths from trying to rule the world -- apparently, psychopaths should be stopped as soon as “they” write a manifesto. If “we” ignore those words of evil, “we” will pay the price. “He” didn’t say what “his” grand-daddy Prescott Bush learned 60 years ago from financing Hitler’s rise to power, but “he” did mention that “others” will look favorably upon “our” War on Terror -- 200 years in the future.

In “this” century, “some” think it would be nice if “he” would state “our” objectives in Iraq -- Bush saying that “we” won’t leave Iraq until “our” objectives are met doesn’t tell “us” anything ‘bout objectives.

THE 3-D MANIFESTO

“Dubya,” “Don,” and “Dick” repeat over and over that training Iraqi forces to perform “their” own security will hasten “our” retreat, but “the 3-Ds” won’t tell “us” what Iraq’s new military will be securing. “The 3-Ds” once said “we” are staying the course until the Iraqis can protect “their” profits from “their” oil wells and pipelines to finance “their” own democracy.

Of course, the “3-Ds” want “us” to think the Iraqis will own “their” oil when “we” leave, but “that” ain’t the truth. BTW, “Scoppertop” kinda liked GOPwarts’ original name for toppling Saddam’s regime: Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL). Oh, and Iraq gave two-thumbs down to “our” petrodollar -- “Saddam” was caught selling Iraq’s oil priced in “Euros”, so “we” had to get rid of “him.” Seig Heil!

Maybe the best way to end “our” current occupation in Iraq is for the “foreign-owned” oil companies to place an ad in the Iraqi classifieds. . . “Help Wanted: Oil Industry Security Positions, All Shifts, Top Pay!” But, nooo’ooo -- as long as Congress is making “us” pay for it, “we” are going to attack Iran because baaaa’aaad Iran won’t let “us” own “their” oil or build pipelines through “their” country, either.

Oh, but “we” will be the proud suppliers of WMD to Israel. Go for the gold! Black gold. . . Texas Tea. . .Well, the next thing ya’ know, Ol’ Dub’s a trillionaire; the kin-folks said, “Dub, move away from there!”

MOVING VAN CARRIES A BIG STICK

If “Dub” isn’t moving fast enough for “some”, it’s because “some” have finally figured out that “we” cannot be protected against “terror” by the very “psychopaths” who created this monstrous abomination in the first place. As of the 5th anniversary of 9/11, GOPwarts has proven to “us” that creating monsters is the ONLY thing “they” are good at.

OK, “Scoppertop” lied -- GOPwarts is also great at keeping secrets and writing manifestos. Unfortunately for “us,” the remedy for “backfired” does not appear anywhere in the “Manifesto Troubleshooting Tips,” but “fanning the flames” is found on page 911. Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?

If it seems like fighting an uphill battle for “some” to try getting “our” psychopaths out of the White House and into Rehab, it’s because “War” is GOPwarts’ middle name. “They” will come up with a new “War” against any argument “some” can hurl at them. And if “we” can’t be fooled again, well. . . “they” will think of “some” way to get rid of “us,” too.

NEVER GETTIN' ANYWHERE

“Dubya” did say “we” won’t be leaving Iraq as long as “he” is “President.” Obviously, the poor fratboy is only doing “his” damnedest to start a “War On Pre-Emptive Impeachment,” but the majority of “us” who think “he” sucks are writing “him” a “Dear John” letter, anyway.

Dear (p)Resident Bush:

“You” and “your” psychopathic “pals” wrote a 1990’s manifesto called “Project for the New American Century,” which highlighted “your” evil plans for manipulative fear and global domination in the new millenium.

“You” used 9/11 to launch “your” scheme, but told “us” that “our” War On Terror was all about bringing democracy and freedom to “the world.”

“We” and “the world” listened to “your” words, ignored “your” manifesto, and “we” have all paid a terrible price -- mortally and financially -- now about triple what “you” said it would cost “us.” It’s over, baaaa’aaaby.

“We” never really loved “you,”

US

P.S. Don’t let the WMDs hit “you” in the ass on “your” way out the door.